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A Fat Man Knows About Food

I’m now enrolled in a Food Writing class at the University of Memphis. Our first assignment is to keep a diary of the food…

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Masters 2016

So they change the location of the holes on the greens at Augusta National? Please! They keep the hole location in the same place…

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Hello, Siri?

I used Siri to call my friend David yesterday. I said, “Call David Smith home.” Then I thought –  I hope God isn’t listening.

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Bird Watching

I spotted a hawk yesterday while out bird watching. I focused in on him only to see him watching me. Like a hawk. Like…

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Study Hall

I entered Omaha Northwest High School in the fall of 1972. I was a sophomore and at the time the school only served 10th-12th…

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Knife Sharpening

I am now operating out of my home. You may bring your knives, wrapped in newspaper or a towel (to keep them safe) to…

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Hol’ On

Phone conversation between me and the girl at Office Depot – TG: Office Depot, can you ho . . . Me: (I guess so)…