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Sharpening October 23, 2019

Knife Sharpening

Please contact Bert Suggs at Acer Edge for all your sharpening needs. 594 Highpoint Terrace #6 Memphis, TN  38122 901-359-7449

Funny Stuff, Quotes September 13, 2018

Pissing Contest

“I don’t mind getting into a good pissing contest. I just want to know if we’re going for distance or accuracy.” – Steve Collins,…

Conversations, Love her to death September 12, 2018

Home Alarm

#Conversation between me and Vicki Hurley Collins at 3AM – Me: (Texts) Can you come downstairs? VHC: (Sleepwalks downstairs, hears beeping noise) What’s going…

Quotes September 9, 2018

The Truth About Sex

“If you think it’s tough getting a woman to have sex with you while you’re single, try getting it from your wife when you’re…

Sharpening April 8, 2018

References

I have sharpened knives for many restaurants, caterers, personal chefs, and foodies. Here are some of my satisfied clients: RESTAURANTS Restaurant Iris Second Line…

Quotes February 3, 2018

A Rose; Arroz

“A rose by any other name would smell as sweet” – William Shakespeare, Romeo and Juliet                 “Arroz by any…

Other Stuff, Quotes May 15, 2017

I Love My Mom

If you haven’t told your mother that you love her, make sure to do it today.   Mother’s Day 2017 Mom, I don’t think…

Uncensored Opinions October 20, 2016

Please Vote!

Do you think your vote means nothing? If so, you’re wrong. You are an individual and you matter. You are special. Take that special…

Health August 23, 2016

Memphis Food Boner

A Fat Man Knows About Food – I’m now enrolled in a Food Writing class at the University of Memphis. Our first assignment is…

Funny Stuff April 10, 2016

Masters 2016

So they change the location of the holes on the greens at Augusta National? Please! They keep the hole location in the same place…