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Pissing Contest

“I don’t mind getting into a good pissing contest. I just want to know if we’re going for distance or accuracy.” – Steve Collins,…

Home Alarm

#Conversation between me and Vicki Hurley Collins at 3AM – Me: (Texts) Can you come downstairs? VHC: (Sleepwalks downstairs, hears beeping noise) What’s going…

The Truth About Sex

“If you think it’s tough getting a woman to have sex with you while you’re single, try getting it from your wife when you’re…

References

I have sharpened knives for many restaurants, caterers, personal chefs, and foodies. Here are some of my satisfied clients: RESTAURANTS Restaurant Iris Second Line…

A Rose; Arroz

“A rose by any other name would smell as sweet” – William Shakespeare, Romeo and Juliet                 “Arroz by any…

I Love My Mom

If you haven’t told your mother that you love her, make sure to do it today.   Mother’s Day 2017 Mom, I don’t think…

Please Vote!

Do you think your vote means nothing? If so, you’re wrong. You are an individual and you matter. You are special. Take that special…

Memphis Food Boner

A Fat Man Knows About Food – I’m now enrolled in a Food Writing class at the University of Memphis. Our first assignment is…

Masters 2016

So they change the location of the holes on the greens at Augusta National? Please! They keep the hole location in the same place…