Pissing Contest
“I don’t mind getting into a good pissing contest. I just want to know if we’re going for distance or accuracy.” – Steve Collins,…
Funny Stuff
Home Alarm
#Conversation between me and Vicki Hurley Collins at 3AM – Me: (Texts) Can you come downstairs? VHC: (Sleepwalks downstairs, hears beeping noise) What’s going…
The Truth About Sex
“If you think it’s tough getting a woman to have sex with you while you’re single, try getting it from your wife when you’re…
Starbucks Coffee Sense and Sensibility
Starbucks closed down last Tuesday afternoon for “racial sensitivity training.” Here is a film that shows the disaster this has caused the white community….
Donuts
#Conversation this morning between me and Vicki Hurley Collins – VHC: What would you like for breakfast this morning? Note: This is not always…
I Need to Listen More
Conversation between me and Vicki Hurley Collins – VHC: We went to Belmont Grill the other night and the onion rings were better than last time. Me:…
A Rose; Arroz
“A rose by any other name would smell as sweet” – William Shakespeare, Romeo and Juliet “Arroz by any…
Ole Miss Escorts Hugh Freeze from Campus
Conversation between Ole Miss Athletic Director Ross Bjork and (now) former football coach Hugh Freeze just before the coach was “escorted” from campus – RB: So…
I Love My Mom
If you haven’t told your mother that you love her, make sure to do it today. Mother’s Day 2017 Mom, I don’t think…
Masters 2016
So they change the location of the holes on the greens at Augusta National? Please! They keep the hole location in the same place…