Quotes

A Rose; Arroz

“A rose by any other name would smell as sweet” – William Shakespeare, Romeo and Juliet                 “Arroz by any…

I Love My Mom

If you haven’t told your mother that you love her, make sure to do it today.   Mother’s Day 2017 Mom, I don’t think…

Cheetos©

“They can make a movie set to make it looked like man walked on the moon, but they can’t make Cheetos© that won’t stick…

Tennis

“Watching Wimbledon, I remember I was a pretty good tennis player on grass. On cocaine, not so much.” – Steve Collins, 2014

FLOSS

“I flossed my teeth today. And I don’t even have a DENTIST appointment this week.” – Steve Collins, 2014

Hockey Skillz

“My ability to block the #5 hole is both amazing and painful.” – Steve Collins, 2012