Pissing Contest
“I don’t mind getting into a good pissing contest. I just want to know if we’re going for distance or accuracy.” – Steve Collins,…
Quotes
The Truth About Sex
“If you think it’s tough getting a woman to have sex with you while you’re single, try getting it from your wife when you’re…
A Rose; Arroz
“A rose by any other name would smell as sweet” – William Shakespeare, Romeo and Juliet “Arroz by any…
I Love My Mom
If you haven’t told your mother that you love her, make sure to do it today. Mother’s Day 2017 Mom, I don’t think…
Lunch 12:15
Lunch 12:15 For unto you I have given this hour to replenisheth your sustenance. NIV
3-D Printer
“I just printed a 3-D Printer. With my 3-D Printer.” – Steve Collins 2015
Cheetos©
“They can make a movie set to make it looked like man walked on the moon, but they can’t make Cheetos© that won’t stick…
Tennis
“Watching Wimbledon, I remember I was a pretty good tennis player on grass. On cocaine, not so much.” – Steve Collins, 2014
FLOSS
“I flossed my teeth today. And I don’t even have a DENTIST appointment this week.” – Steve Collins, 2014
SportsCenter is Next
SportsCenter is next. SportsCenter is always next. ESPN