Quotes

I Love My Mom

If you haven’t told your mother that you love her, make sure to do it today.   Mother’s Day 2017 Mom, I don’t think…

CheetosĀ©

“They can make a movie set to make it looked like man walked on the moon, but they can’t make CheetosĀ© that won’t stick…

Tennis

“Watching Wimbledon, I remember I was a pretty good tennis player on grass. On cocaine, not so much.” – Steve Collins, 2014

FLOSS

“I flossed my teeth today. And I don’t even have a DENTIST appointment this week.” – Steve Collins, 2014

Hockey Skillz

“My ability to block the #5 hole is both amazing and painful.” – Steve Collins, 2012

Rosetta Stone

“I ran into Rosetta Stone at the airport yesterday. Wanted to say hello, but didn’t know how to speak to her.” Steve Collins, 2014