Quotes

Bigger Than Life

“I’m not bigger than life. I’m roughly the same size.” Steve Collins, 2010

Deviated Septum

“My heart’s in the right place, but I do have a deviated septum.” Steve Collins, 2010

Bring to the Table?

“What do I bring to the table? A knife.  And a fork. Yeah, a knife and a fork.” Steve Collins, 2010

My Wife Hates it

“My wife hates it when I drink milk directly out of the gallon. I do this so my cleaning lady will not have wash…

Spaghetti

“When my wife asked if I could put away the spaghetti, she should have asked if I could put UP the spaghetti. Because I…

My First Job

“My first job? Going door-to-door selling No Soliciting signs.” Steve Collins, 1975