Home Alarm
#Conversation between me and Vicki Hurley Collins at 3AM – Me: (Texts) Can you come downstairs? VHC: (Sleepwalks downstairs, hears beeping noise) What’s going…
Love her to death
Donuts
#Conversation this morning between me and Vicki Hurley Collins – VHC: What would you like for breakfast this morning? Note: This is not always…
I Need to Listen More
Conversation between me and Vicki Hurley Collins – VHC: We went to Belmont Grill the other night and the onion rings were better than last time. Me:…
Bring Me a Bandage
Conversation between me and Vicki Hurley Collins this morning – Me: Would you get me a bandage? VHC: A band-aid? I don’t know if…
Ashley Madison
Conversation between me and the wife – TW: Who’s Ashley Madison? Me: Me? I don’t know. Nobody. Why? Why would I know who that is?…
Skirt Steak
Conversation between me and the wife: TW: What do you want for dinner? Me: I’ll have that skirt steak in a burrito. TW: No,…
You’re on Tinder?
Conversation between me and the wife – TW: A lady at work told me the you have a Tinder account set up? Me: Wha…?…
Oldest Munchkin
Conversation today between me and Vicki Hurley Collins – Me: The oldest female Munchkin died. She was 95. VHC: That’s amazing. Me: What? VHC:…
The Story of Love Her to Death
My wife Vicki Hurley Collins (love her to death) is an awesome lady. I need to take a minute to explain a little bit…
Toni King and the Milk Jug
I first met Toni King in the fall of 2010. My friend Carol Collinsworth called and asked if I wanted to work part time…
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