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Funny Stuff, Quotes April 5, 2016

Lunch 12:15

Lunch 12:15 For unto you I have given this hour to replenisheth your sustenance. NIV

Conversations, Funny Stuff, Love her to death February 13, 2016

Conversation between me and Vicki Hurley Collins this morning – Me: Would you get me a bandage? VHC: A band-aid? I don’t know if…

Conversations, Funny Stuff February 1, 2016

Conversation between me and my wife, Vicki Hurley Collins – VHC: What’s the difference between a vegan and a vegetarian? Me: Martyrdom. A related…

Funny Stuff, Music, Songs October 14, 2015

First verse and chorus of my new song. © Steve Collins, 2015

Conversations, Love her to death August 19, 2015

Conversation between me and the wife – TW: Who’s Ashley Madison? Me: Me? I don’t know. Nobody. Why? Why would I know who that is?…

Conversations, Love her to death, Recipes August 19, 2015

Conversation between me and the wife: TW: What do you want for dinner? Me: I’ll have that skirt steak in a burrito. TW: No,…

Health, Stories about a guy in a wheelchair April 29, 2015

My friend and fellow film student at the University of Memphis Hailey Hall interviewed me for a project in Film and Video Production class.

Fleeting Thoughts April 11, 2015

I used Siri to call my friend David yesterday. I said, “Call David Smith home.” Then I thought – I hope God isn’t listening.

Funny Stuff March 25, 2015

I spotted a hawk yesterday while out bird watching. I focused in on him only to see him watching me. Like a hawk. Like…

Fleeting Thoughts March 6, 2015

Harrison Ford is no John Denver.