Funny Stuff

Study Hall

I entered Omaha Northwest High School in the fall of 1972. I was a sophomore and at the time the school only served 10th-12th…

Hol’ On

Phone conversation between me and the girl at Office Depot – TG: Office Depot, can you ho . . . Me: (I guess so)…

Prostitute

Conversation between me and a Memphis police detective – MPD: So, Mr. Collins, you say you were robbed at gunpoint by a prostitute? Me:…

ALS

This just in from FOX News – It turns out that ice cold water actually CAUSES ALS. More details as our experts examine this…

Wine

I pray that all the people in Napa Valley were not hurt during the recent earthquake. I also pray that this will not adversely…

No duh!

Several years ago, and by several I mean over 25, I was on the phone with my mother. I’m at work and we’re have…