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“They can make a movie set to make it looked like man walked on the moon, but they can’t make CheetosĀ© that won’t stick…
“They can make a movie set to make it looked like man walked on the moon, but they can’t make CheetosĀ© that won’t stick…
“I’m just a songwriter right now until I can get a job waiting tables.” – Steve Collins, 2014
“Watching Wimbledon, I remember I was a pretty good tennis player on grass. On cocaine, not so much.” – Steve Collins, 2014
“I flossed my teeth today. And I don’t even have a DENTIST appointment this week.” – Steve Collins, 2014
SportsCenter is next. SportsCenter is always next. ESPN
“I have a shy bladder, but an out-going penis.” – Steve Collins, 2014
How to Keep Avocados from turning Brown When I was a little boy in the Philippines, my day used to say, “Boy, you never…
This society didn’t just go from landlines to cell phones. No. We went to answering machines, then voice mail, big bag phones, smaller brick…
“My ability to block the #5 hole is both amazing and painful.” – Steve Collins, 2012
My brother and I were having lunch at New Asia, a Chinese restaurant in Germantown, TN. They have a very good lunch special and…