Funny Stuff


“I’m just a songwriter right now until I can get a job waiting tables.” – Steve Collins, 2014


“Watching Wimbledon, I remember I was a pretty good tennis player on grass. On cocaine, not so much.” – Steve Collins, 2014


“I flossed my teeth today. And I don’t even have a DENTIST appointment this week.” – Steve Collins, 2014


How to Keep Avocados from turning Brown When I was a little boy in the Philippines, my day used to say, “Boy, you never…

Phil the Umpire

This society didn’t just go from landlines to cell phones. No. We went to answering machines, then voice mail, big bag phones, smaller brick…

Hockey Skillz

“My ability to block the #5 hole is both amazing and painful.” – Steve Collins, 2012