Songwriter
“I’m just a songwriter right now until I can get a job waiting tables.” – Steve Collins, 2014
Funny Stuff
Tennis
“Watching Wimbledon, I remember I was a pretty good tennis player on grass. On cocaine, not so much.” – Steve Collins, 2014
FLOSS
“I flossed my teeth today. And I don’t even have a DENTIST appointment this week.” – Steve Collins, 2014
SportsCenter is Next
SportsCenter is next. SportsCenter is always next. ESPN
Shy Bladder
“I have a shy bladder, but an out-going penis.” – Steve Collins, 2014
Avocados
How to Keep Avocados from turning Brown When I was a little boy in the Philippines, my day used to say, “Boy, you never…
Phil the Umpire
This society didn’t just go from landlines to cell phones. No. We went to answering machines, then voice mail, big bag phones, smaller brick…
Hockey Skillz
“My ability to block the #5 hole is both amazing and painful.” – Steve Collins, 2012
Chinese Restaurant – Vol. II
My brother and I were having lunch at New Asia, a Chinese restaurant in Germantown, TN. They have a very good lunch special and…
Chinese Restaurant – Vol. I
I was having lunch with my daughters at a Chinese Buffet. They were 9 and 11 at the time. We’d just sat down and…