My birthday
I have an upcoming birthday. in April.
Funny Stuff
excercise program
Conversation between me and Vicki Hurley Collins (Love Her to Death): Me: So, what did you do this afternoon? Vicki: Uh, nothing. Me: I…
AT&T. Really?
Hey AT&T. You have been a monopoly too long. I’ve been a customer of AT&T, Southwestern Bell, Southern Bell, Bell South and whatever other…
I Don’t Remember
“I don’t remember who said that.” – Anonymous Steve Collins, 2013
Big-Ass Woman
“If I were a woman, I’d be a big-ass woman.” Steve Collins, 2013
Known Prostitute
“A known prostitute? ME??? I’m not known.” Steve Collins, 2013
Butt Warmers
“I like the butt warmers on our car, and, on longer trips, roasted nuts.” Steve Collins, 2013
I’m a Songwriter
“I’m an excellent songwriter; an adequate guitarist, and a below-average vocalist.” Steve Collins, 2013
Ménage à trois
“My wife said she’d entertain the idea of a 3-way, but only if I could get Angie Harmon. I have a call in.” Steve…
Monkeys
“As I’ve told my kids on many occasions, monkeys don’t grow on trees.” Steve Collins, 2012