Funny Stuff

AT&T. Really?

Hey AT&T. You have been a monopoly too long. I’ve been a customer of AT&T, Southwestern Bell, Southern Bell, Bell South and whatever other…

Big-Ass Woman

“If I were a woman, I’d be a big-ass woman.” Steve Collins, 2013

Butt Warmers

“I like the butt warmers on our car, and, on longer trips, roasted nuts.” Steve Collins, 2013

I’m a Songwriter

“I’m an excellent songwriter; an adequate guitarist, and a below-average vocalist.” Steve Collins, 2013


“As I’ve told my kids on many occasions, monkeys don’t grow on trees.” Steve Collins, 2012