My birthday
I have an upcoming birthday. in April.
I have an upcoming birthday. in April.
Conversation between me and Vicki Hurley Collins (Love Her to Death): Me: So, what did you do this afternoon? Vicki: Uh, nothing. Me: I…
Hey AT&T. You have been a monopoly too long. I’ve been a customer of AT&T, Southwestern Bell, Southern Bell, Bell South and whatever other…
“I don’t remember who said that.” – Anonymous Steve Collins, 2013
“If I were a woman, I’d be a big-ass woman.” Steve Collins, 2013
“A known prostitute? ME??? I’m not known.” Steve Collins, 2013
“I like the butt warmers on our car, and, on longer trips, roasted nuts.” Steve Collins, 2013
“I’m an excellent songwriter; an adequate guitarist, and a below-average vocalist.” Steve Collins, 2013
“My wife said she’d entertain the idea of a 3-way, but only if I could get Angie Harmon. I have a call in.” Steve…
“As I’ve told my kids on many occasions, monkeys don’t grow on trees.” Steve Collins, 2012