Percentage-wise, the National Geographic channel has not enlightened me NEAR as much as did the National Geographic magazine back when I was 11.
“I’m an excellent list maker. I’m just a horrible list crosser-off-erer.” Kimberly Collins Wharton, 2012
Conversation with my cardiologist upon discharge after my heart transplant – Me: Is my heart safe enough to have sex again? Dr. E: Yes,…
“My ability to block the #5 hole is both amazing and painful.” Steve Collins, 2012
“I’m just as ugly as the rest of you guys. I’m just more comfortable in my ugliness.” Steve Collins, 2011
“There’s nothing wrong with me that a heart transplant can’t cure.” Steve Collins, 2011, before his heart transplant
“What do I look for in a woman? A vagina, mostly.” Steve Collins, 2011
Does anyone know the date of Gang rush? I’m looking to join a gang, you know, for networking opportunities and social activities.
“I’m not bigger than life. I’m roughly the same size.” Steve Collins, 2010
“My heart’s in the right place, but I do have a deviated septum.” Steve Collins, 2010