What I Look for in a Woman
“What do I look for in a woman? A vagina, mostly.” Steve Collins, 2011
Funny Stuff
Gang Member
Does anyone know the date of Gang rush? I’m looking to join a gang, you know, for networking opportunities and social activities.
Bigger Than Life
“I’m not bigger than life. I’m roughly the same size.” Steve Collins, 2010
Deviated Septum
“My heart’s in the right place, but I do have a deviated septum.” Steve Collins, 2010
Bring to the Table?
“What do I bring to the table? A knife. And a fork. Yeah, a knife and a fork.” Steve Collins, 2010
Heterphobe
“I am a heterophobe.” Steve Collins, 2010
Definitely, Probably
“We should definitely probably do that.” Vicki Hurley Collins, 2009
My Wife Hates it
“My wife hates it when I drink milk directly out of the gallon. I do this so my cleaning lady will not have wash…
Spaghetti
“When my wife asked if I could put away the spaghetti, she should have asked if I could put UP the spaghetti. Because I…
Same Age as Jesus
“I’m 33. Same age as Jesus was when he died. Steve Collins, 1990