Bring to the Table?
“What do I bring to the table? A knife. And a fork. Yeah, a knife and a fork.” Steve Collins, 2010
Funny Stuff
Heterphobe
“I am a heterophobe.” Steve Collins, 2010
Definitely, Probably
“We should definitely probably do that.” Vicki Hurley Collins, 2009
My Wife Hates it
“My wife hates it when I drink milk directly out of the gallon. I do this so my cleaning lady will not have wash…
Spaghetti
“When my wife asked if I could put away the spaghetti, she should have asked if I could put UP the spaghetti. Because I…
Same Age as Jesus
“I’m 33. Same age as Jesus was when he died. Steve Collins, 1990
My First Job
“My first job? Going door-to-door selling No Soliciting signs.” Steve Collins, 1975