Sports

Tennis

“Watching Wimbledon, I remember I was a pretty good tennis player on grass. On cocaine, not so much.” – Steve Collins, 2014

Phil the Umpire

This society didn’t just go from landlines to cell phones. No. We went to answering machines, then voice mail, big bag phones, smaller brick…

Hockey Skillz

“My ability to block the #5 hole is both amazing and painful.” – Steve Collins, 2012