Hol’ On

Phone conversation between me and the girl at Office Depot –
TG: Office Depot, can you ho . . .
Me: (I guess so)
Hold Music – Office Depot is your headquarters for office supplies, school supplies and we now offer printing solutions for . . .
TG: Office Depot, this is Sholanda, how may I help you?
Me: Printing department, please.
Hold Music – Office Depot is your headquarters for office supplies, school supplies and we now offer printing solutions for . . .
TG: Office Depot, this is Sholanda, how may I help you?
Me: Is this the printing department?
TG: No, she on break. Y’om me to have her to call you back?
Me: Please. My name is Ste . . .
TG: Hol’ on. Lemme get some paper to write on.
Hold Music – Office Depot is your headquarters for office supplies, school supplies and we now offer printing solutions for . . .
TG: Okay what’s that number?

I give her my name and number, but what I’m actually thinking while waiting on hold forĀ over 3 minutes is – How long does it take to find a piece of paper? YOU WORK AT OFFICE F’N DEPOT!

Be first to comment