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How to Keep Avocados from turning Brown When I was a little boy in the Philippines, my day used to say, “Boy, you never…
How to Keep Avocados from turning Brown When I was a little boy in the Philippines, my day used to say, “Boy, you never…
This society didn’t just go from landlines to cell phones. No. We went to answering machines, then voice mail, big bag phones, smaller brick…
“My ability to block the #5 hole is both amazing and painful.” – Steve Collins, 2012
My brother and I were having lunch at New Asia, a Chinese restaurant in Germantown, TN. They have a very good lunch special and…
I was having lunch with my daughters at a Chinese Buffet. They were 9 and 11 at the time. We’d just sat down and…
“I ran into Rosetta Stone at the airport yesterday. Wanted to say hello, but didn’t know how to speak to her.” Steve Collins, 2014
“85% of my life is fiction.” Steve Collins, 2014
“I have a zero tolerance policy on people who don’t tolerate anything.” Steve Collins, 2014
“Just because those are the rules, doesn’t necessarily make them the rules.” Steve Collins, 2014
“I took God’s personality quiz and I’m Steve Collins.” Steve Collins, 2014
Conversation today between me and Vicki Hurley Collins – Me: The oldest female Munchkin died. She was 95. VHC: That’s amazing. Me: What? VHC:…
“God gave us 2 ears and 1 mouth so that we don’t look stupid, having 2 mouths and 1 ear and all.” Steve Collins,…
“I was arrested this evening for solicitation. SOLICITATION. take THAT all you former sales managers.” Steve Collins, 2014
“Underachieving since 1957.” Steve Collins, 2014
Conversation with my cardiologist upon my discharge after my heart transplant – Me: Is my heart healthy enough to have sex again? Dr. E:…
A blog muffin? Well, it’s kinda like a blog roll, only tastier. The following are the blogs I roll with: Connie McLeod and Her…
My wife Vicki Hurley Collins (love her to death) is an awesome lady. I need to take a minute to explain a little bit…
“That ironic moment when you realize that the Xfinity commercial is being pixelized on your Comcast signal.” Steve Collins, 2014
We’re drawn to certain people in a way that we can’t understand. I find different qualities in a woman more attractive to me now…
I first met Toni King in the fall of 2010. My friend Carol Collinsworth called and asked if I wanted to work part time…