Happy National Dog Day
Today is National Dog Day. Before you say this is just another day made up by Hallmark to sell more greeting cards, might I…
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Guy walks into a bar, right?
This Friday, August 16th is National Joke Day. I don’t know which is sadder; the fact that there is a page on the internet…
dinner guest from hell
The Royal Baby was born. All the hoopla and pomp and/or circumstance came and went and we all lived through it. Such a blessing….
It’s hard out here for a gimp
Thanks to those of you who have followed my escapades at Kroger and offered their support. I’m happy to report that the matter has been…
great new Memphis CD
Rice Drewry & 6 Degrees just released their newest CD Rhythm of the Rain. Order this CD from amazon.com
Ciao Bella
Vicki (love her to death) and I celebrated our 7 year anniversary at Ciao Bella Italian Restaurant this evening. It’s located on Poplar just…
Assisted Living
Vicki (love her to death) and I were out today running some errands. We stopped by Midsouth Transplant Foundation to get some blood work…
My birthday
I have an upcoming birthday. in April.
excercise program
Conversation between me and Vicki Hurley Collins (Love Her to Death): Me: So, what did you do this afternoon? Vicki: Uh, nothing. Me: I…
Comcast Service is SO bad . . .
Comcast service is so bad, when a MOVIE I’m watching has a scene where it’s raining, my cable goes out.
AT&T. Really?
Hey AT&T. You have been a monopoly too long. I’ve been a customer of AT&T, Southwestern Bell, Southern Bell, Bell South and whatever other…
Hope we get this #Kroger mess worked out
Hope we get this #Kroger mess worked out soon. I’m out of milk. Thanks to all my friends who have been so supportive of…
I was banned from Kroger for life for a week
Rarely do I play the handicap card. Those of you who know me understand me as a fun-loving guy who gets around the best…
I Don’t Remember
“I don’t remember who said that.” – Anonymous Steve Collins, 2013
Back on my feet again – sort of
Big-Ass Woman
“If I were a woman, I’d be a big-ass woman.” Steve Collins, 2013
Known Prostitute
“A known prostitute? ME??? I’m not known.” Steve Collins, 2013
Butt Warmers
“I like the butt warmers on our car, and, on longer trips, roasted nuts.” Steve Collins, 2013
I’m a Songwriter
“I’m an excellent songwriter; an adequate guitarist, and a below-average vocalist.” Steve Collins, 2013
Ménage à trois
“My wife said she’d entertain the idea of a 3-way, but only if I could get Angie Harmon. I have a call in.” Steve…