“I’m an excellent songwriter; an adequate guitarist, and a below-average vocalist.” Steve Collins, 2013
“My wife said she’d entertain the idea of a 3-way, but only if I could get Angie Harmon. I have a call in.” Steve…
“As I’ve told my kids on many occasions, monkeys don’t grow on trees.” Steve Collins, 2012
DONATE TO THE NATIONAL FOUNDATION OF TRANSPLANTS About 10 years ago, Steve began battling what he thought was simply a cold and congestion. After…
Blue Moon and Blue Moon of Kentucky – 2 ENTIRELY different songs.
Percentage-wise, the National Geographic channel has not enlightened me NEAR as much as did the National Geographic magazine back when I was 11.
“I’m an excellent list maker. I’m just a horrible list crosser-off-erer.” Kimberly Collins Wharton, 2012
Conversation with my cardiologist upon discharge after my heart transplant – Me: Is my heart safe enough to have sex again? Dr. E: Yes,…
“My ability to block the #5 hole is both amazing and painful.” Steve Collins, 2012
“I’m just as ugly as the rest of you guys. I’m just more comfortable in my ugliness.” Steve Collins, 2011
“There’s nothing wrong with me that a heart transplant can’t cure.” Steve Collins, 2011, before his heart transplant
“What do I look for in a woman? A vagina, mostly.” Steve Collins, 2011
Does anyone know the date of Gang rush? I’m looking to join a gang, you know, for networking opportunities and social activities.
“I’m not bigger than life. I’m roughly the same size.” Steve Collins, 2010
“My heart’s in the right place, but I do have a deviated septum.” Steve Collins, 2010
“What do I bring to the table? A knife. And a fork. Yeah, a knife and a fork.” Steve Collins, 2010
If your knife isn’t sharp, you’re doing most of the work.
“I am a heterophobe.” Steve Collins, 2010
“We should definitely probably do that.” Vicki Hurley Collins, 2009