Blue Moon and Blue Moon of Kentucky – 2 ENTIRELY different songs.
Percentage-wise, the National Geographic channel has not enlightened me NEAR as much as did the National Geographic magazine back when I was 11.
“I’m an excellent list maker. I’m just a horrible list crosser-off-erer.” Kimberly Collins Wharton, 2012
Conversation with my cardiologist upon discharge after my heart transplant – Me: Is my heart safe enough to have sex again? Dr. E: Yes,…
“My ability to block the #5 hole is both amazing and painful.” Steve Collins, 2012
“I’m just as ugly as the rest of you guys. I’m just more comfortable in my ugliness.” Steve Collins, 2011
“There’s nothing wrong with me that a heart transplant can’t cure.” Steve Collins, 2011, before his heart transplant
“What do I look for in a woman? A vagina, mostly.” Steve Collins, 2011
Does anyone know the date of Gang rush? I’m looking to join a gang, you know, for networking opportunities and social activities.
“I’m not bigger than life. I’m roughly the same size.” Steve Collins, 2010
“My heart’s in the right place, but I do have a deviated septum.” Steve Collins, 2010
“What do I bring to the table? A knife. And a fork. Yeah, a knife and a fork.” Steve Collins, 2010
If your knife isn’t sharp, you’re doing most of the work.
“I am a heterophobe.” Steve Collins, 2010
“We should definitely probably do that.” Vicki Hurley Collins, 2009
“My wife hates it when I drink milk directly out of the gallon. I do this so my cleaning lady will not have wash…
“When my wife asked if I could put away the spaghetti, she should have asked if I could put UP the spaghetti. Because I…
“I’m 33. Same age as Jesus was when he died. Steve Collins, 1990
“My first job? Going door-to-door selling No Soliciting signs.” Steve Collins, 1975