You’re on Tinder?

Conversation between me and the wife –

TW: A lady at work told me the you have a Tinder account set up?

Me: Wha…? No! I, uh, no! I have a, um, a . . . it’s a TENDER account. Tender. It’s a website that teaches me how to treat you more tenderly. And honestly.

TW: Honestly?

Me: Yes. Honestly.

Love her to death.

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