Conversation between me and the wife –
TW: A lady at work told me the you have a Tinder account set up?
Me: Wha…? No! I, uh, no! I have a, um, a . . . it’s a TENDER account. Tender. It’s a website that teaches me how to treat you more tenderly. And honestly.
TW: Honestly?
Me: Yes. Honestly.
Love her to death.
