Home Alarm
#Conversation between me and Vicki Hurley Collins at 3AM – Me: (Texts) Can you come downstairs? VHC: (Sleepwalks downstairs, hears beeping noise) What’s going…
Conversations
Donuts
#Conversation this morning between me and Vicki Hurley Collins – VHC: What would you like for breakfast this morning? Note: This is not always…
I Need to Listen More
Conversation between me and Vicki Hurley Collins – VHC: We went to Belmont Grill the other night and the onion rings were better than last time. Me:…
Ole Miss Escorts Hugh Freeze from Campus
Conversation between Ole Miss Athletic Director Ross Bjork and (now) former football coach Hugh Freeze just before the coach was “escorted” from campus – RB: So…
Bring Me a Bandage
Conversation between me and Vicki Hurley Collins this morning – Me: Would you get me a bandage? VHC: A band-aid? I don’t know if…
Vegan vs. Vegetarian
Conversation between me and my wife, Vicki Hurley Collins – VHC: What’s the difference between a vegan and a vegetarian? Me: Martyrdom. A related…
Ashley Madison
Conversation between me and the wife – TW: Who’s Ashley Madison? Me: Me? I don’t know. Nobody. Why? Why would I know who that is?…
Skirt Steak
Conversation between me and the wife: TW: What do you want for dinner? Me: I’ll have that skirt steak in a burrito. TW: No,…
You’re on Tinder?
Conversation between me and the wife – TW: A lady at work told me the you have a Tinder account set up? Me: Wha…?…
Hol’ On
Phone conversation between me and the girl at Office Depot – TG: Office Depot, can you ho . . . Me: (I guess so)…
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