Conversation between me and the wife:
TW: What do you want for dinner?
Me: I’ll have that skirt steak in a burrito.
TW: No, you won’t.
Me: Did you eat it?
TW: I did. I had it for lunch.
Me: I thought you said you had a problem eating meat that was cooked directly over charcoal?
TW: No, I said I had a problem thinking about eating meat that was cooked directly over charcoal.
Me: Oh.
Love her to death.
THE recipe for Skirt Steak from Alton Brown