Chinese Restaurant – Vol. II
My brother and I were having lunch at New Asia, a Chinese restaurant in Germantown, TN. They have a very good lunch special and…
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Chinese Restaurant – Vol. I
I was having lunch with my daughters at a Chinese Buffet. They were 9 and 11 at the time. We’d just sat down and…
Rosetta Stone
“I ran into Rosetta Stone at the airport yesterday. Wanted to say hello, but didn’t know how to speak to her.” Steve Collins, 2014
My Life
“85% of my life is fiction.” Steve Collins, 2014
Zero Tolerance
“I have a zero tolerance policy on people who don’t tolerate anything.” Steve Collins, 2014
Those are the Rules
“Just because those are the rules, doesn’t necessarily make them the rules.” Steve Collins, 2014
God’s Personality Quiz
“I took God’s personality quiz and I’m Steve Collins.” Steve Collins, 2014
Oldest Munchkin
Conversation today between me and Vicki Hurley Collins – Me: The oldest female Munchkin died. She was 95. VHC: That’s amazing. Me: What? VHC:…
God Gave Us
“God gave us 2 ears and 1 mouth so that we don’t look stupid, having 2 mouths and 1 ear and all.” Steve Collins,…
Underacheiving
“Underachieving since 1957.” Steve Collins, 2014